August 26, 2008

Self-Celebrating Day Drinking: I love BIRTHDAYS!

Oh, birthdays, the one day a year when self-celebrating naricism and mid-morning day drinking is A-okay! How I love you, birthdays.
Ridge and I have already gotten into a jaw-locked battle of wills over one of my birthday prizes. Aunt Lyndi sent me a box full of goodies, including Burt's Bees, Jelly Bellys and this finger-lickin' Ghardi (or however the hell you spell it) caramel-filled chocolate.
Ridge cried for like 20 minutes, whaling, "No, it's not your birthday. It's my birthday. Don't eat my chocolate! Don't eat my candy."
And I was all, "Back off, punk. This shit is mine."
And then I slowly sucked all the sweet caramel goodness out in front of him and he flopped around like a protesting fish out of water. But, I didn't care because he's not getting my birthday. I don't care how cute he is.
So, happy birthday to you, Shonda. I only have one more year until I celebrate my first 29th birthday. My Grandma Nita tells me the third 29th birthday is really the best, but I still have a few years before I am there yet.

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Anonymous said...

Happy Freaking Birthday!!! Believe me, 29 is rough. I will let you know how 29 (#2) goes next year!! Fuck 30!

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday! Somehow all of my birthdays turn into one of the worst days of the year! But it sounds like you had/are having a great one!

dianna said...

Hey guess what?
When your little sweetie has a's actually your birthday too.

Who did the birthing?
Need I say more :)

Anonymous said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I hope you have a fantastic day. Your so young. I am 35 and I can hardly remember back to when I was 29 lol

Me Myself said...

Happy Birthday! Hope you have a great day!

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday! I don't like to share my Birthday treats with anyone either.

Anonymous said...

Happy Fing Birthday!! I'm having a beer for you at 10:39AM--and celebrating the divorce!! Woooohoooo!!

Happpppy Birthday, Ms. Shooooonda (sang in my best half drunk Marilyn Monroe voice), Happy Birthday tooooo youuuuuuuuu...

Martie of

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday, birthday twin!

On my 6th 29th Birthday Already

Pam said...

happy birthday! i've never had a problem w becoming any certain age. only thing is when i turned 35. i thought for a moment, 'damn, i'm getting old.' then about five minutes later i'm over it. i'm almost 42 now. i never make a secret of my age.

i'd actually share my bday goodies except if it's anything than techie..then it's back up, bitches! LOL

Anonymous said...

Happy Late Birthday! Sounds like you had a good day!!

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