Ridge and I have already gotten into a jaw-locked battle of wills over one of my birthday prizes. Aunt Lyndi sent me a box full of goodies, including Burt's Bees, Jelly Bellys and this finger-lickin' Ghardi (or however the hell you spell it) caramel-filled chocolate.
Ridge cried for like 20 minutes, whaling, "No, it's not your birthday. It's my birthday. Don't eat my chocolate! Don't eat my candy."
And I was all, "Back off, punk. This shit is mine."
And then I slowly sucked all the sweet caramel goodness out in front of him and he flopped around like a protesting fish out of water. But, I didn't care because he's not getting my birthday. I don't care how cute he is.
So, happy birthday to you, Shonda. I only have one more year until I celebrate my first 29th birthday. My Grandma Nita tells me the third 29th birthday is really the best, but I still have a few years before I am there yet.
10 comments:
Happy Freaking Birthday!!! Believe me, 29 is rough. I will let you know how 29 (#2) goes next year!! Fuck 30!
Happy Birthday! Somehow all of my birthdays turn into one of the worst days of the year! But it sounds like you had/are having a great one!
Hey guess what?
When your little sweetie has a birthday...it's actually your birthday too.
Who did the birthing?
Need I say more :)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I hope you have a fantastic day. Your so young. I am 35 and I can hardly remember back to when I was 29 lol
Happy Birthday! Hope you have a great day!
Happy Birthday! I don't like to share my Birthday treats with anyone either.
Happy Fing Birthday!! I'm having a beer for you at 10:39AM--and celebrating the divorce!! Woooohoooo!!
Happpppy Birthday, Ms. Shooooonda (sang in my best half drunk Marilyn Monroe voice), Happy Birthday tooooo youuuuuuuuu...
Martie of
http://uncontainedchaos.blogspot.com
Happy Birthday, birthday twin!
Signed,
On my 6th 29th Birthday Already
happy birthday! i've never had a problem w becoming any certain age. only thing is when i turned 35. i thought for a moment, 'damn, i'm getting old.' then about five minutes later i'm over it. i'm almost 42 now. i never make a secret of my age.
i'd actually share my bday goodies except if it's anything than techie..then it's back up, bitches! LOL
Happy Late Birthday! Sounds like you had a good day!!
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