November 10, 2008

The Recess is Over, The Bitch is Back

Well, kids, Momma's home. I bet you all thought I've completely fallen off the face of the planet. I've been around, I've just been all strung out on electionitis. Now that it is over, I've had all this extra energy with no outlet to direct it. I suppose I should clean the house, but I don't want my husband to start expecting shit. I'm sure you know what I mean.
Now that I'm back and you are back, I bet you've noticed the face lift on the blog layout. I still need to move some stuff around, but you know I have the skill level of a third grader. No offense to third graders, it just takes me a while.
Oh, and I have cracked the code on the "What the hell is happening to the clothes hangers?" mystery. Apparently my three-year-old thinks the top parts are his "hooks," a vital weapon in his war against invisible monsters. I caught him doing this shit twice this week. Child, be damned!
Fret no more, Readers. I'm back. And if I have to drag my ass to the keyboard each day, you better be dragging your ass to my NEW fancy blog.

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10 comments:

abdpbt said...

Welcome back! The layout looks awesome! Did you do it, or get somebody to do it?

for a different kind of girl said...

Consider my ass dragged!

Love the layout, btw!

Misty said...

The layout is great!

Anonymous said...

This here is some pretty shit! I'm jealous... Glad you're up and about. Those hanger hooks are some dangerous stuff. Give him a piece of cheese and have him bite it into the shape of a handgun!! Now THAT is what I'm talking about, baby!

Martie of http://uncontaineschaos.blogspot.com

ciara said...

ooo love the new look...so much brighter and clean :)

Dagny said...

Love the new layout and glad to hear the hanger mystery has been solved.

Spooky Badass Pirate Ninja Mollie said...

I really hoped Ridge learned that here. Mine have been doing that for years. It's why I quit buying plastic ones, because while they couldn't gouge eyes out with them, they also broke every one they played with. We went metal. Yeah I am so hardcore I let my kids attack each other with wire hangers.

Me Myself said...

Love, love, love the layout! Glad you're back, I've missed my daily dose of Shonda.

Lorrie Veasey said...

Lerve the new layout! Verily awesome. I think you need a cowgirl avitar from www.pogonipnv.blogspot I'm thinking Betty for you.

Suzanne said...

Very nice! And my word verification is wooker, which seems oddly appropriate, although I can't explain why.

Finish This Page, but click on the older posts, too.

The knee-slappin,' cursin,' GOOD TIMES don't start or end on the front page, so read the older posts! Maybe you missed something. Maybe you forgot. I try to post daily, so read the older posts!
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