Well, Readers, today has been a long, chaotic day. I had this whole blog planned out in my mind, but you'll have to somehow park your eager anticipation and sleep through the night. It will be here tomorrow, though.
But, until then, I leave you with this, something to get you by. This is a little convo I had with my brother in law Chad last week. To fully appreciate it, you need to know before hand that this wife Jennifer can definitely be described as straight laced.
CHAD: Holy cow, did you see that gas fell below $2 gallon?
ME: Yeah, I saw that. It's crazy.
CHAD: I thought I'd have a threesome before I saw that shit again.