October 05, 2008

I Will Go Crazy On You, Asshole!

ROWDY: Honey, I think Ridge has been listening a little to closely to you.
ME: Really? Why?
ROWDY: Well, when you were outside, he was in here whining that he doesn't want to eat pizza for supper. So, I told him that was fine because I was really hungry and that I would just eat it all.
Then he snarled up at him, crossed his arms and said, "No you won't, asshole, I will go crazy on you!"
Seriously, Shonda, that was straight from your mind to his lips. Isn't that exactly what you swore to me a few minutes ago when I switched the television to the Cowboys game?


Then Rowdy walked off, all triumphant in his little parental victory. I will totally go crazy on that asshole.

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5 comments:

noble pig said...

Hahahahahaha, well, I think it's funny!

Romach said...

I couldn't help but giggle and then giggle more :-)

for a different kind of girl said...

Sweet Jesus, I want to move into your house!

Anonymous said...

I love it! First time I've laughed all day!!

phonelady said...

Okay now I am laughing so hard I am about to pee my pants . Life at your house must be a hoot . LOL :)!!!

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