ME: Ridge, don't say that word. It's a bad word.
RIDGE: Well, you and Daddy say it.
ME: Ummmm.....that's true. It's a bad word just for Mommy and Daddy.
RIDGE: Why do you get to say it?
ME: Hell, Ridge, I don't know. I guess so we don't freak out and start hitting ourselves in the head.
RIDGE: You said the bad word.
ME: I know, it's for Mommy and Daddy remember?
RIDGE: It's for cowboys, too, and I'm a cowboy.
ME: It's not for cowboys.
RIDGE: Yes, it is. That's what the cowboys on the television say and I'm just like them.
ME: Damn it, I've been outsmarted by a four year old once again.
14 comments:
Smart kid!
I think the real reasons kids don't run this world is we're just too damn obstinate to let them. Ridge sounds totally equipped for the job!
I well remember my own sweet two-year-old yelling "Dammit!" in the grocery store when they didn't have the frozen blueberries she wanted. I got extreme stink eye from several old ladies. Children are such treasures. ;)
OMG he got you.
Nothing unusual...I get outdone by my kids all the time...thats why they are the next presidents of the world!
Uh oh, the kid does have a point...
You're screwed!!! LOL
That's one smart kid you got there. You can't fault his logic.
Outsmarted by a four year old cowboy!!!!
Love it!!!
Happy SUNDAY SHONDA!!!
Hello Luv, I hope you and yours are all well. I have been away for a while but hope to catch up with you and your blog real soon , Mark
I hate it when my 4-year old outsmarts me! Makes me want to curse.
One of my friends today whispered under her breath while getting her kids ready today "You've got to be f&*king kidding me." Her 3 year old can't say f's and asked "Mommy who's bucking kidding you?"
We laughed about that for like 8 hours.
That one's gonna be a lawyer.
They're crafty little punks, aren't they?
Hell, yes.
XO
Anna
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