February 13, 2009

The Cowboy Language.

RIDGE: Oh hell!
ME: Ridge, don't say that word. It's a bad word.
RIDGE: Well, you and Daddy say it.
ME: Ummmm.....that's true. It's a bad word just for Mommy and Daddy.
RIDGE: Why do you get to say it?
ME: Hell, Ridge, I don't know. I guess so we don't freak out and start hitting ourselves in the head.
RIDGE: You said the bad word.
ME: I know, it's for Mommy and Daddy remember?
RIDGE: It's for cowboys, too, and I'm a cowboy.
ME: It's not for cowboys.
RIDGE: Yes, it is. That's what the cowboys on the television say and I'm just like them.
ME: Damn it, I've been outsmarted by a four year old once again.

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14 comments:

TexasRed said...

Smart kid!

for a different kind of girl said...

I think the real reasons kids don't run this world is we're just too damn obstinate to let them. Ridge sounds totally equipped for the job!

Amber said...

I well remember my own sweet two-year-old yelling "Dammit!" in the grocery store when they didn't have the frozen blueberries she wanted. I got extreme stink eye from several old ladies. Children are such treasures. ;)

noble pig said...

OMG he got you.

Trixie said...

Nothing unusual...I get outdone by my kids all the time...thats why they are the next presidents of the world!

Casey said...

Uh oh, the kid does have a point...

Chris said...

You're screwed!!! LOL

Michele said...

That's one smart kid you got there. You can't fault his logic.

Michelle said...

Outsmarted by a four year old cowboy!!!!

Love it!!!

Happy SUNDAY SHONDA!!!

Mark said...

Hello Luv, I hope you and yours are all well. I have been away for a while but hope to catch up with you and your blog real soon , Mark

HeatherPride said...

I hate it when my 4-year old outsmarts me! Makes me want to curse.

JBA said...

One of my friends today whispered under her breath while getting her kids ready today "You've got to be f&*king kidding me." Her 3 year old can't say f's and asked "Mommy who's bucking kidding you?"
We laughed about that for like 8 hours.

apathy lounge said...

That one's gonna be a lawyer.

Anna Lefler said...

They're crafty little punks, aren't they?

Hell, yes.

XO

Anna

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