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Oh. My. God. Either you & I are married to the sam...

2009-02-18T12:52:00.000-06:00

Oh. My. God. Either you & I are married to the same man or someone has been doing some cloning. Lord knows we don't want some of the men cloned, for any reason.

Went through the remote wars with The Ruler of The Remote. Now, I watch in my den/office because I like to watch other things besides major violence, really old cowboy movies with the same soundtrack in every damn one, or barbarian type movies. Uh-Huh.

Went through making coffee the night before thing. We now have two coffee makers, marked His & Hers.

This man has been driving me crazy for more than 31 years. I must be an effing saint...

I don't recall how I found you but am thrilled that I did. Now I can stalk you like all the others.

;-)

I'm pretty sure this will be my favorite post of t...

2009-02-11T12:41:57.696-06:00

I'm pretty sure this will be my favorite post of the week, anywhere in the blogosphere. Fabulous rant. Your husband is a heck of a lot better sport than mine is. But then you are a heck of a wife to be making some sophisticated lunches like chicken fried steak sandwiches. Settle down, girl. You're spoiling that man and making the rest of us look bad.

Oh my goodness girl... you are delightfull exh-fri...

2009-02-10T23:14:30.272-06:00

Oh my goodness girl... you are delightfull exh-friggin'-sausting!

Crap, this all makes me feel better about cooking ...

2009-02-09T21:20:24.820-06:00

Crap, this all makes me feel better about cooking breakfast and dinner yesterday. My husband seemed thankful, although I cannot now recall if he actually did thank me. He did wash the dishes, though, so no complaints here.

He seriously thought you were apologizing?? OMG!!...

2009-02-09T16:36:14.300-06:00

He seriously thought you were apologizing?? OMG!! This, this is why I'm single - I'd end up on the Lifetime movie of the week about the woman who crucified her husband because I didn't put cheese or some such BS on his sandwhich!!

You are too funny girl!!

Wive's must learn you are more than a wife to us h...

2009-02-09T12:37:45.946-06:00

Wive's must learn you are more than a wife to us husbands, you are also our substitute mother. It pains me to say this but, I have come to the realization my wife has a lot of my dear mothers traits. We are all momma boys.

I'm thinkin a man like Rowdy's gotta have him some...

2009-02-07T18:45:45.164-06:00

I'm thinkin a man like Rowdy's gotta have him some special "attributes" that would allow a woman such as yourself to continue to deal with such abuse.

I don't like cheese on my cowboys. Just sayin.

I have no idea what a chicken fried steak sandwich...

2009-02-06T00:44:16.733-06:00

I have no idea what a chicken fried steak sandwich is, but I am pretty sure I would want cheese on it.

Cause cheese goes with everything!

Well, it's too late for you now, and it was too la...

2009-02-05T22:56:14.369-06:00

Well, it's too late for you now, and it was too late for me by the time I heard it, but to all you young, unmarried chicks out there - remember this - NEVER DO ANYTHING IN THE FIRST TWO WEEKS OF YOUR MARRIAGE YOU DON'T WANT TO DO FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. And yes, you can add "in bed" to the end of that, too.

I don't even know where to begin. I'm glad you rea...

2009-02-05T20:14:08.635-06:00

I don't even know where to begin. I'm glad you really really love him. I have an couple of ex's just like him. Damn idiots.

I made meatloaf once and my soon to be ex got all worried because we had a fight a few days before. While making the meatloaf I took off my engagement ring. He saw me without the ring and was sure I was packed and ready to go. Later, after we were married and I really did want to pack and leave, I'd take off the ring to see if it got the same effect. No, but he was looking forward to the meatloaf.

It's stories like these that help me to see the si...

2009-02-05T14:56:20.136-06:00

It's stories like these that help me to see the silver lining in not having one of those husband types anymore! No one ever fights me for the remote (mom always wins...hey, they can watch Disney when they buy their own damned tv).

Glad to find you on WMDA

OMG dude, you have me rolling over here. I'm prett...

2009-02-05T09:25:38.460-06:00

OMG dude, you have me rolling over here. I'm pretty sure you might just end up knifing him in his sleep at some point. It's just fucking cheese, dude. Get off your ass and make your own damn sammich if it's that big a deal.

Okay Shonda, as a woman who also loves the news, l...

2009-02-05T08:03:46.862-06:00

Okay Shonda, as a woman who also loves the news, let me give you my small piece of advice. I have been married almost 19 years to my wonderful husband. You have to learn to hide the remote when you are watching something you really want to see. I don't mean in a couch cushion. I am talking devious hiding, like drawer he would never look in, or box in bathroom most guys won't touch. Tell him the boys must have played with it or some other bs line. When your show is over quietly remove said remote and put it under the couch or someplace he hasn't looked.

Oh Shonda...I'm so glad you found me. You my dear...

2009-02-05T07:12:38.090-06:00

Oh Shonda...I'm so glad you found me. You my dear, nearly had me peeing my pants with this post. Luckily I didn't 'cause I haven't any clean ones to wear. You're in trouble now...cause I'm gonna stalk ya!

Oh, and your suggestion on my blog to report my mothers reaction to the fisting photo? Inspired me to make a toon out of it, now posted.

Thanks for the inspiration!!!

Shonda: You can put anything you want on my steak ...

2009-02-04T20:24:32.259-06:00

Shonda: You can put anything you want on my steak sandwich*. Hell, I'd be so freakin' appreciative that someone made one for me, i'd probably cry!

Deep breath, lass. Whew!

*except mayonnaise. Ew.

I feel for you, honey.At our house there seems to ...

2009-02-04T19:51:07.454-06:00

I feel for you, honey.

At our house there seems to be some sort of effing unwritten rule that you can't run the remote without a penis. I'm the only girl in this house damn it. So this rule only applies to ME!

I love our coffee maker with a timer because then I can have my coffee before I even have to speak. I'd prefer an IV-drip but they don't let you have those. Probably another effing unwritten rule made up by a man.

@ Issacs,Chicken Fried Steak is this particularly ...

2009-02-04T17:31:21.233-06:00

@ Issacs,
Chicken Fried Steak is this particularly awesome form of food that could be the worst possible thing you could ever eat, but is also kind like heaven at the same time.
Basically you take tenderized round steak, roll it in a milk and egg mixture and then in flour, then back to the milk and egg, then once more in the flour and then fry that bitch. It's total health food.

Ok this is off subject a bit....but what exactly i...

2009-02-04T17:25:14.925-06:00

Ok this is off subject a bit....but what exactly is chicken fried steak? I've always wondered and never had the balls to ask. Chicken? Steak? How can it be both?

I'm from California if that makes you feel better about my stupidity. They banned frying in LA long before I was born, which is sad because I love anything fried.

I'm not sure I would ever make him another sandwic...

2009-02-04T16:33:25.206-06:00

I'm not sure I would ever make him another sandwich or pot of coffee again. We had a similar issue early in our marriage where I folded my husband's socks wrong. Since then he's been folding his own socks. I say that if you have particular requirements, you earned yourself a new job. Now you can make sure everything is up to code and I can eat my ice cream in peace. ;-)

I am a bit frightened of you right now Shonda!!!Yo...

2009-02-04T16:18:05.358-06:00

I am a bit frightened of you right now Shonda!!!

You are my new hero! One favor though:
If you ever make me a chicken fried steak sandwich, please leave the cheese elsewhere!!!

Thank you Shonda!!!!

HAPPY HUMP DAY!!!

raises her hand to also be a character witnessI ...

2009-02-04T15:27:35.749-06:00

*raises her hand to also be a character witness*

I bout shit when you said he thought you were apologizing. "The constant potential for a bloody homicide" Yeah! I wonder why...

BTW, Mr. Imp does the same damn thing to me. The kids are happy with hotdogs or a cold sammich, but I'll take 30 minutes to make one marvelous sandwich for him and "you forgot mustard" or "why is there mayo on this?" "what, we don't have onions?" *BOOT TO THE HEAD!!!*

all this AND you sleep in the wet spot . . . we ...

2009-02-04T15:01:57.362-06:00

all this AND you sleep in the wet spot . . .

we women are just givers, i tell ya. G-I-V-E-R-S.

the apology thing, though. he was way off the reservation with that one. and one can't be held accountable for what happens to a certain rowdy someone when he wanders so far off the reservation.

i promise i will be a character witness for you at your spectacle of a trial.